Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
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