Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
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I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
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I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
This couple is walking their pig around campus
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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