AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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