I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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