Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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