that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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