I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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