BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
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you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
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We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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