I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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