Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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