the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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