Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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