well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
where does the pee come out of this thing
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
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