Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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