I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
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i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
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what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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