Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
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I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
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I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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