I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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