the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
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slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
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How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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