: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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