Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
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You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
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Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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