White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
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He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
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THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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