If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
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