I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
they're like a gay fantastic four
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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