She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
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It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
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Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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