We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
handjob tips. give me some.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
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Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
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trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
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