I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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