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Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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