You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
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He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
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At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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