Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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