I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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