i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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