it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
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Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
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For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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