Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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