I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
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coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
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Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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