is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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