tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
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random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
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she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"