At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.