is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
