how can u be prego again
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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