There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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