I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
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How's work?
Spinning.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
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Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
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