My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
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It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
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I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
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