I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
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he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
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the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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