hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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