batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?