I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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