Me too!
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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