Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
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Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
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I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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