was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
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in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
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Booty calls should never involve the cops.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
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