Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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