I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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