I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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