just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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