Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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