just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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