i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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