Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
40s are totally the cure
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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