Why are handjobs necessary in class?
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
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I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
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I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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