I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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